I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman

thunderupton:

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

neganandsara:

If I go to someone else’s bathroom and don’t take a picture of myself did it ever really happen

Didn’t come out here to get slept on tbh

neganandsara:

If I go to someone else’s bathroom and don’t take a picture of myself did it ever really happen

Didn’t come out here to get slept on tbh

If I go to someone else’s bathroom and don’t take a picture of myself did it ever really happen

If I go to someone else’s bathroom and don’t take a picture of myself did it ever really happen


  • Tumblr famous: No more messages please.
  • Me: I'll give you $20 if you send me a message.

hippiesandhookah:

neganandsara is bae

I can’t believe this

Word Up (verses layered; use headphones)
Little Mix

505 plays

word up: jerrie in your left ear, jeleigh in your right ear 

unclefather:

*elementary school*

kid 1: whatcha doing

kid 2: eating chocolate

kid 1: where’d ya get it

kid 2: doggy dropped it

*8 years later*

me: they were eating poop

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

little-sugar-kitten:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

ronfancy:

THEY HAVE NUBS INSTEAD OF LEGS.

THEIR TUMMIES ARE ALMOST TOUCHING THE GROUND.

MY HEART

vault-tec-industries:

Fallout 3 advertisements in the Washington DC metro, 2008