Straight people say the wildest things when theyre trying to prove theyre not homophobic like “im not homophobic my moms hairdressers aunts nephew has a neighbors whos dog breeders son went to law school whos uncles grandfathers niece new a guy that was this girl who kissed a girls cousin”
"Why dont you just ask them out" is awful advice Im sorry but no
I was looking through my old junk and started making angry cat noises I was so gross
If you want to hear my most genuine laugh you just have to tickle me but you also might die in the process
i become a serious safety hazard when someone tickles me i cannot control what my body does
- Jorah Mormont: God creates dragons. God destroys dragons. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dragons.
- Daenerys Targaryen: Dragons eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
really cool art of female characters with unnecessary panty shots
QUOTES THAT MAKES ME LOVE BREAKING BAD [PART 1]
Last night was a blur of happy amazing positive feelings for me.
When I was in New York, and got the chance to meet Carmen Carrara, I remember saying out loud to friends, “If I somehow find a way to meet Laverne Cox as well this year, my life will be made.”
Not even a week later, Danielle had tickets for us to see Laverne on her campus tour, performing “My Journey to Womanhood”. And not only that, but Melissa was a darling angel and got us VIP passes to meet her after the show.
I feel very grateful to have been given the opportunity to meet Laverne and listen to her speak, and to have been able to give her something I made, something from the heart. She’s a very important person, not only to me, but to countless others and she’s someone who I see as an agent of change. Her ability to speak with clarity, positivity, and humour on difficult subjects inspires me hugely. We aren’t alone in this world. One human act can one day affect all. ♡
um is that a heterosexual ship i see? haha you do know that’s gross and illegal right
i love spring bc persephone gets to leave the underworld and be with her mom
black people: macklemore didn’t deserve that award, kendrick did because his body of work was better
white fans: YOU’RE REVERSE RACIST YOU JUST HATE HIM BECAUSE HE’S WHITE, DON’T YOU DARE SAY HE DOESN’T DESERVE IT
macklemore: i didn’t deserve that award, kendrick did because his body of work was better
white fans: omg he’s so right. he’s so modest! how could you guys not love him?!