“I pick him. I pick Larry." - Piper Chapman
I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone
If I go to someone else’s bathroom and don’t take a picture of myself did it ever really happen
Didn’t come out here to get slept on tbh
- Tumblr famous: No more messages please.
- Me: I'll give you $20 if you send me a message.
word up: jerrie in your left ear, jeleigh in your right ear
kid 1: whatcha doing
kid 2: eating chocolate
kid 1: where’d ya get it
kid 2: doggy dropped it
*8 years later*
me: they were eating poop
Fallout 3 advertisements in the Washington DC metro, 2008