If Lee was Season 2 ’ s protagonist he’d probably just put AJ in his pocket.
My dad said that he would take me driving at 2 and then he had to do his fucking football draft (which can wait until after we’re done) which is going to take another hour like lmao okay
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u
i wanna sleepy kiss someone til we fall asleep
lorde’s 17 and shes expected to smile and wave and be perfectly fine in front of millions like hell i get nervous standing up to get off the bus, ya’ll need to leave her alone
britney spears could do it when she was 17
britney spears had a mental breakdown years later as a result of being put on a silver platter for the media and public this is such a gross response i can’t believe so many people have reblogged this
- my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
- me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
- me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
ISTJ: Practical and down-to-earth. Probably your mother.
ISFJ: Always nice enough to be suspicious and more loyal than all your pets combined.
ISTP: Probably don’t care about you, might still kill you in your sleep though.
ISFP: Always carrying at least 4 daisy chains on them…
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today